rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

nope:

why is everyone hotter than me i hate this site 

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

gullets:

Glow

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

themoonatnight:

i literally woke up like this

drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear and six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."
(via downf-all)
exames:

lucid blog
"I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you."
Friedrich Nietzsche (via kushandwizdom)